Common Sense Isn't So Common

So whaaaats the hold up… Ahah. Jk. No need to rush

Since I don’t have a boyfriend, I need some other being to cuddle with. . Like a baby sloth?

Crap day . .

I give up. Wake me up when I feel better… Ahhhh.
Only two things can be worse than cramps: A broken heart and giving birth

inamorata808:

OH MY JIZZ. Someone get’s me this, I’ll fucking, like, we’ll, hgdskbcjkqekdfqww SEX RIGHT NOW

Yes, ovaries

I know you’re there.
Now leave me the fckk alone ):

Oh Wooow that’s cool.
Too busy for me and we don’t even live together. HAA! You can’t take five seconds out of your day to text me back? It almost as frustrating as it is disappointing.
How do families become so broken….